Don’s Diary II: A Flying Visit to Jaffna
In early December 2010, I made a short visit to Sri Lanka, spending two days in Colombo and three in Jaffna.
Sunday: A day of perfect rest. My cousin and nephew visit. She had brought string hoppers and fish curry, cooked in perfect Sri Lankan style. No, it was perfect Jaffna style. No, no, it was perfect Karainagar style. I could remember the taste from over 40 years ago when she would insist that I eat up the fish curry and string hoppers before running off to play hide and seek behind coconut palms. It was the very same taste, I am certain. That is nostalgia you see, in driving up neural resonances, it is far more powerful than fine wine and loving sex.
I call my friend and ask her to book my Jaffna bus ticket.
Monday: Spent the day at the University of Colombo, School of Computing (UCSC). We discuss difficulties in automatic translation between natural languages.
Tuesday: Morning, again at UCSC. We discuss the four undergraduate projects that I support remotely – how to predict if two proteins interact, how to calculate if a small molecule might bind to a protein, on interactions of genes in the rice genome and on building a Sinhala-English translation system. It is great to work with these bright kids!
At lunchtime, my friend brings me the bus tickets. She explains the intricacies of how buses with bubble shock absorbers offset the effect of bumpy rides. “Beyond Vavuniya, roads are still very bad, no?”
Fine night bus ride to Jaffna; I was sitting close enough to eavesdrop on the conversation between the driver and his gOlaya [apprentice], from which I learn much. Half way between Puththalam and Vavuniya he calls the driver of the bus behind him “paaththu vaa machchaan yaanai oNdu nikkuthu [watch out there is an elephant]” ; a bus coming from the other direction makes a Morse code signal which warns him of a traffic police patrol ahead; a random policeman stops the bus near Mankulam and the driver says “maathayaa anthuran naedhdha, ethaa apE bus ekE aavE [Sir, don’t you recognize us, you travelled by our bus the other day?],” and we are waved through — a corrupt cop whose bribe has been pre-paid.
Omanthai still has a border. Locals (holders of national identity cards) stay in the bus, foreigners like me have to get down and obtain clearance. The soldier photocopies my passport. “What is the reason for going to Jaffna?” he asks. “I am a don, doing what dons do.” “Contact number please?” I tell him. “That is a Colombo number, no? Give me mobile number.” Embarrassing – I do not know it. He gives me a funny look. “What kind of a don are you?” is written all over his smile. He asks me to call his phone, and gets my number from the missed call. Military intelligence is no longer an oxymoron to me.
Something else is interesting. I spoke in Sinhala, and the soldier spoke in English. Contrast this to an experience from HillTop many years ago where I had a disagreement with a member of clerical staff. After a brief argument, I complained to the clerk’s boss. In the three-way conversation that followed, the boss and I spoke to each other in English, but we both spoke to the clerk in Sinhala. The direction of power flow thus established, even though the clerk was technically right, I won.
Wednesday: Going into Jaffna University, I see the name of a building: “Kurushestra.” My friend Aachcharya works here I remember. I go in and speak to a helpful young lady. “Where is Aachcharya?” “He has gone to teach.” No surprise there. We find him and go to their common room for a cup of tea and general gossip.
Something about that lady bugs me. She seemed to be everything that Tamil poets had declared how pretty women ought to look like (hair – clouds, forehead – crescent, eyebrows – concave, eyes – fish and so on). I could not bluntly ask her for her email or facebook account. That could hurt cultural sentiments of the place. But I still need to track her down later. Coming out of Kurushestra, I make a quick sketch of the lady in my diary.
Thursday: An enjoyable workshop, with several good talks and an effective poster session. The hosts have done a brilliant job – great lunch, too. I learn a lot from the Dean about the challenges they face. Readers can see some pictures from the workshop here.
Friday: The new Vice Chancellor is gracious enough to spare some time and talk to me about the University’s plans to set up engineering education at Kilinochchi. Conversation with her tempts me to think of investing in a retirement hut next to the Iranaimadu tank.
Late afternoon I go to the Rio ice cream shop near the Nallur temple, now a prominent tourist attraction, and bump into my friend, Accuratus Numeratus, greedily eating a very large ice cream. He is sweating a lot and is eating the ice cream very fast, as though he purposefully wants to cool down. “What’s up, mate?” I enquire.
He was at the Parameswara junction, taking a photograph, when a soldier had threateningly challenged him: “You, you… photo taking?” A young soldier was expressing suspicion at Numeratus over the use of a camera. Numeratus bursts out in anger: “I am a don doing my don job, returning to my country after 22 years, what is the harm in me taking a photograph? It is not written anywhere this is not allowed, is it?” He shows his Dolphin identity card, making sure his thumb partially covers his name, but clearly exposing his job title. That outburst, Numeratus managed to do in fluent Sinhala, with perfect intonation superposed on his phonetics. The soldier backs off, and says “sorry, sir”. Numeratus puts his hand on the young man’s shoulder and says “Oh kaman nae, malli [It’s OK, brother]”.
When the soldier walks away, Numeratus quickly gets into the nearest tuk-tuk and gets himself driven to the ice cream parlour.
“So what is the problem, eh?” I tease him. “There is peace in the country. There is nothing called minority. Everyone is equal. The soldier was curious, you told him off, you called him malli – in fact, my friend, given your age, you should have called him putha [son] — so what exactly is your problem?”
“I will be gone tomorrow,” he explains, “I had the skill to talk my way out of that situation. Just think about people having to go through with such intimidation day in, day out. No wonder these people feel like living in an open prison, don’t you see? Every visitor to Jaffna reports unfilled pot-holes on the roads, but they don’t notice that just beneath the surface, you find much unhealed wounds. Wounds kept open so that salt may be rubbed into them.”
“You are reading too much into this,” I try to calm him down.
“But it also brings memories, man,” he went on, and told me a true incident that happened nearly three decades ago. “Do you know the place Punchi Borella?” In my young days, I used to take the 103 bus from Maradana to Borella a lot — to the YMBA, where chess tournaments were held. “Yes, I know,” I replied.
“One day, long ago, a young man, twenty years of age, was sitting in this 103 bus and a thug got in, drunk and smelling of arrack. The thug is of blood type S, and the young fellow is of type T. The thug holds the young man by his collar and shouts, `You are type T aren’t you? I am going to kill you, and teach your people a lesson.’”
“The young fellow had the presence of mind and amazing courage to shout back at the thug: `beepuhaama aes penen naedhdha?’ [can’t you see properly when you are drunk?] Do I look like a T, what an idiot you are?’ The young fellow’s outburst came out with perfect intonation, superposed on fluent Sinhala phonetics, just as Numeratus had done half an hour ago in Jaffna. The thug seems convinced and leaves the bus. `hary yung [OK, let’s go],’ shouts the conductor and the bus moves. The young man sweats profusely and trembles, thanking for his survival the Gods he never believed in.”
“And then, this is the punch line,” Numeratus continues after a brief pause, “the conductor walks up to the young man.” “With his hand on the young fellow’s shoulder, the conductor quietly says into his ears: `bErunaa nE, hondhai? [escaped, no? good]’”
Postscript: In my return journey to Colombo one of the bubble shock absorbers broke and I had to hitch a ride in a far less comfortable bus. At Pettah, getting into a local bus, sleep deprived and with a severe back ache, my Sinhala fails me.
I ask to go to Biththaramalla (instead of Baththaramulla).
This 103 conductor and I share a hearty laugh.
[Author’s note: Part I of this diary, of a visit mainly to Peradeniya just over a year ago, can be read by clicking here]
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Comprehensively disproves the adage that sequels can never be better than the original. But the Sangam poets – to say nothing of the young lady in question – are unlikely to be impressed by the graphic representation of their similes!
I’m sure you make this story about the thug in the Bus. I’m sure of it. But nicely written. There may be people like that. but when the Black July happened the Sinhala Buddhist community protected the Tamils. They did not act against Tamils and looted them or hurt them. If they all wanted you guys dead there will be none left today to write this article. We Sinhala Buddhsit look at you just like we look at a another human. That’s our up bringing. We respect every living thing even animals ants. I remember how our father threaten Pamankada Ashoka and his gang to get lost when they come to loot our Tamil neighbors. Pamankada Ashoka and his gang came with knives and logs, petrol cans. Of course the gang was motivated hearing the news that Terrorist is already in Colombo and they are killing Sinhala people. Those people like Ashoka will do it for anybody. Like the Tamil terrorist who killed innocent ” maiem gammana vasin” and young Buddhist monks. Now what is the root cause for this problem? You tell me. I’m sure it;s not EdiAappam or Malu kari. It’s the tong asking malukari I guess
Maybe the the thug in the bus was Pamankada Ashoka then, or one of the many hundreds like him in Colombo.
The fact is Anurasiri, I agree, some decent Sinhalese Buddhists did protect Tamils. But there few too few of them in a city of several million. There were plenty of hooligans though, which includes the police, the army and their bosses in the government who just stood by and did nothing to stop it.
Anurasri,
The drunken thug in the bus shouting racial stuff in Sinhala is an experience many of us had, even in the Kandy-Gampola bus. The conductor asked us to get off a mile or so ahead of the bus stop in order to appease the thug. And in Colombo a bus driver upon seeing my wife’s “pottu” drove far past her stop before halting. These things happen from time to time, and your denials won’t help in any way with reconciliation.
Dear Agnos,
I am very sorry for the humiliation that you and Mrs. Agnos had suffered. I would like to know how much Tamils today are suffering this same injustice. My guess (although I am not Tamil) is that these sort of thugs are presently engaged in harassing other people, for the simple reason that the Sinhalese today do not fear the Tamils as much as they did 30 years ago.
Today the main source of oppression felt by the Tamils comes from the SLA. The goal must be to get it out.
Mahesan’s story reminds me a little of the experiences I had in the NE during the CFA period. Unlike Mr Numeratus, I cannot speak fluent Tamil with perfect intonation superposed on my phonetics, but virtually all the Tamils I encountered were very happy and friendly to see a Sinhala attempting to speak their language (especially the children). The only Tamils who were not happy were the Tigers whom I had the misfortune of interacting with when going to Jaffna (even though they did not know English or Sinhala), and they threatened me with dire consequences if I misbehaved in the Tamil country.
In their defense, I suppose I could say that they were angry with anyone regardless of ethnicity and it was only a matter of finding a pretext. I do not hold resentment because today they are most likely dead or working for Uncle Gotabhaya threatening somebody else.
One more thing: not all Sinhalese are insensitive to the difficulties that the Tamils are having:
Brilliantly written, suffused with black humour, utterly credible and probably dead accurate, and so damn sad.
DJ,
Where did you hide when Orifice Van Donkey was discussed?. Damn sad, indeed.
Prof Maheswaran
you are one of the example most of the srilankan diaspora should follow, thank you and wishes for what you are doing. you could have avoided your Southampton T shirt which may convey wrong message to the students and people may suspect whether you are trying to maitain a different identity
You have the potential to become a great artist too, I reckon, by looking at your sketch of the woman at the library, provided the crescent placed in her forehead rotates 180 degrees!