Say No to ‘Dharmista Cricket’ in Sri Lanka!

Banyan News Reporters

Sri Lankan cricket fans look for villains who (almost) ruined their national game

By Banyan News Reporters

The crisis may be over, but Sri Lankan cricket fans are still fervently debating who very nearly stole their most cherished cultural heritage: the island’s own version of the quaint English game of cricket.

They are trying to discern sinister motives behind the short-lived ban on all fun and merry-making at ICC World Cup cricket matches currently being played in Sri Lanka. The most ardent fans have even launched a nationwide search to identify the originators of ‘Dharmista Cricket’ — a heavily sanitised version of the game that was very nearly forced on 20 million cricket crazy fans.

“We are hugely relieved that diabolical attempts to ruin our cricket have been defeated,” said L B W Bolawardana, spokesman for Save Sri Lanka Cricket (SSLC), a people’s protest movement that sprang overnight via Facebook and Twitter.

“But we have to remain vigilant. We believe there are forces working to ruin the people’s game – the one thing that unites the whole of Sri Lanka no matter what,” Bolawardana added. The period from 18 to 21 February 2011 was probably the longest four days that Sri Lankan cricket fans have known.

On February 18, on the eve of the ICC Cricket World Cup 2011 tournament’s commencement, the Sri Lankan police chief threw a huge wet blanket over the entire island. He announced strict rules of conduct for all cricket fans watching the 12 matches to be played in Sri Lanka, which is co-hosting the World Cup along with Bangladesh and India.

The spoil-sport police chief prohibited a long list of items from being carried into the three World Cup venues in Sri Lanka: banners, placards, musical instruments, alcohol, glass bottles, fire crackers, laser lights, sharp instruments and knives.

These were excluded supposedly to ensure player and spectator safety. Meanwhile, carrying out a request from the International Cricket Council (ICC), the global ruling body for the game, professional photographic and video cameras were prohibited inside all venues.

Irate cricket fans reacted to this wet-blanket ban with loud protests. While some lobbied with Sri Lanka Cricket and the government for a change of heart, others organised an online petition.

Part of the petition read: “The whole point of a fan opting to attend the match instead of watching it at home on TV, where they can easily and more comfortably follow the game, is to experience the atmosphere and energy and share the sheer excitement of other fans firsthand, where there is noise, song, dance, street food and drink.”

The petition was scathing about the over-zealous police. “It is not the job of The Police to ban harmless fun and violate our fundamental rights… Instead of making their lot easier by disappointing the public they are supposed to serve, they should be doing a better job by being alert, coordinating, apprehending and ensuring justice in case something does go wrong.”

A national tragedy was finally avoided on February 22, when the Minister of Sports announced the unfair ban has been revoked.

“The match without bands is like going to a hotel without the most favourite dish,” the minister was quoted as saying. “I had a discussion with the Inspector General of Police, and we have removed the ban on bands and musical instruments.”

Earlier, Sri Lanka Cricket also dropped the ban on banners and placards. But Save Sri Lanka Cricket (SSLC) urged ‘eternal vigilance’ to ward off any future attempts to reintroduce what it called ‘Dharmista Cricket’.

‘Dharmista’ is a Sinhala term for pious or sanctimonious, used to describe actions of self-appointed guardians of (their narrow interpretation of) local culture and public morals.

Meanwhile, the heavily foreign-funded and completely unregulated the Sri Lanka Institute of Conspiracy Theories (SLICT) has solicited possible explanations for the short-lived attempts at ‘Dharmista Cricket’. It has already received a number of conspiracy theories, which have been leaked to Banyan News Reporters by an insider who loves spilling beans.

  • ‘Dharmista Cricket’ was the latest attempt to undermine the Sri Lanka Cricket Team, which would have been energised by the good cheer and harmless merry-making of Sri Lanka fans during the home matches they play during the tournament. Those anti-Lanka elements who in the past resorted to name-calling, rule-throwing and other misdemeanours have somehow infiltrated into the highest echelons of Sri Lanka Cricket and Sri Lanka Police. How else can anyone explain papare bands being banned? This is part of the global conspiracy against everything Sri Lankan. Sadly, some traitors within are supporting these attempts wittingly or unwittingly.
  • Current police chief Balasuriya, armed with his doctorate from Russia, is probably not Sri Lankan, which may explain why he does not share the Sri Lankan passion for cricket. He has either been switched at birth with a national without a single cricketing bone in his body (Azerbaijan to Zambia, make your pick!). Or better still, he is not human at all, but an alien in human form who has infiltrated the highest levels of our government (just as some disguised aliens are believed to be close to the top in the US government).
  • The unfortunate coincidence of Cricket World Cup and the schools Big Match season had all the top Colombo and outstation schools rather worried. They just could not compete with the international ODIs, and feared that their faithful old boys (and even current boys) might stay away. So they hatched a plan: make the World Cup watching so dull that no self-respecting Sri Lankan male would want to turn up at those. Schools Big Matches saved!
  • It is perhaps little known that papare bands originated from church festivities in Negombo. A group of Sinhala Oorumiyas, well informed about their proud history, wanted to cleanse the very Sinhala-Buddhist activity of cricket watching of any foreign influence. (They are not easily persuaded by purists pointing out that cricket itself is a very English game, introduced by British colonial rulers. Revisionist historian Dr Susan Agunathilaka, a co-founder of the Vidyartha Patriots’ Institute for Science and Society, V-PISS, claims cricket was modeled on an ancient ball game played in the East for at least a millennium before the first Englishman ever dreamed of it.)

Well, what do YOU think? Join the BNR competition to Save Sri Lanka Cricket while laughing all the way to….the next cricket match.


  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/thishya_weragoda Thishya Weragoda

    The ban on “professional” photographic equipment is also due to lack of comprehensive skills of the IGP. The Cricket World Cup matches is a private function, and what all spectators going into the grounds can take and cannot take are governed by the T&C of the Ticket sales. It is found at

    So whatever the ticket holders can do, and cannot do is specifically stated in this Contract. The police has no power over this aspect. What the police can prevent spectators from bringing into the grounds is clearly stated in this Agreement.

    Clause 19(j) clearly states that, Video Cameras are completely banned. But it says Cameras are prohibited “except for recreational, personal non commercial use”. Therefore, the Police has no power to prevent a spectator from bringing his “professional” camera and taking photos for recreational, personal, non commercial use. If the Police prevents a spectator from bringing in his sophisticated camera, the Police is clearly acting beyond its scope of authority and in Clear violation of Article 12 of the Constitution.

    What baffles me the most is, much has been spoken about the “dharmista cricket” the IGP wanted us to have. But no one seem to go back to the basics, take the T&C of ticket sales and tell the IGP that he is wrong. No one seem to have picked up on it. I think before going up in arms, we as the general public should know why its not right and how it can be remadied. Else we can’t get anything done!

  • http://www.yahoo.com Kamal

    “self-respecting Sri Lankan male”?

    Are you telling me that this species of homosapien still exists? Well, its time for an expedition to get under way then; don’t you think?

  • Chandi Borella

    “The heavily foreign-funded and completely unregulated” SLITC sounds very much like Sri Lanka Cricket itself today. Sri Lanka won the 1996 Cricket World Cup thanks to the combined efforts of the entire cricket team and cricket administration at the time. Today Sri Lanka Cricket has lost its vision and its way. The team is batting on its own, and sometimes finds their own governing body bowling and fielding against them.

  • Nalin

    What a third grade article though some facts were correct. This is not Journalism, but writing crap. Don’t you have better words or a style to right? Why bring religious references to this? Why personal attacks on individuals using altered names? This is a very covered act. If you are brave to prove your facts, wright the name straight. If this is what the “Journalism for Citizens” means, I wonder which citizen you refer to.

    • http://srilankalandoftheblind.blogspot.com/ PresiDunce Bean

      Dear Nalin,
      You said “Why bring religious references to this?” What have you got to say about the pirith nool wrapped cricket ball that was placed in the HumBug thotta Sooriya wewa stadium?

      • The Mervyn Silva

        My god Presidunce! Why you complainng all the time? When I am wrapping pirith rope around man and mango tree also people complaining. Now you are complaining about little pirith nool! When you going to be stopping this?

        And the Banyan people, please stop giving the hard time to the Dr. Agunathileka! He is teh best His – storian we are having.

  • Chandi Borella

    PresiDunce Bean,

    Good thing you are making snide remarks about the far away Hambantota. If you come to Borella, or cast any nasty remarks about it, I will treat you to a good SB Pinkama and send you back in an ambulance! In fact I am planning to dance a Thovil in front of Sri Lanka Cricket to rid it of the nasty parasites who are eating it to the core.

  • justitia

    What is “dharmishta” about cricket. I am puzzled. This is a religious term.
    About pirith noola mentioned above, tying it around the wrist by a buddhist monk is supposed to bring belessings – just like ‘carrying relics’.
    But pirith noola has been tied around the wrists of armymen too, who consider it their duty to kill terrorists.

  • Dr Dharmista

    justitia should carefully re-read the article. It clearly says: ‘Dharmista’ is a Sinhala term for pious or sanctimonious, used to describe actions of self-appointed guardians of (their narrow interpretation of) local culture and public morals.

    There is nothing particularly religious about it. And J R Jayewardene in 1977 used it as an election-winning slogan (Towards a Just Society or Dharmista Samajaya) and thus made it dubious forever!